Today had been the most ''unusual day of my life''. I do not know why but since the time I woke up, some unusual things has happened to me.

''Ring...'' the bell rang incessantly and I jerked up from bed. I did my usual things to get ready for school which included styling my hair. Yes indeed I do like to style my hair. After getting ready, I took my step out of my bedroom and ''swoosh'' I went tumbling down the twenty-steps staircase and landed head-on onto the ground with a loud thud. ''Ouch!'' I shouted in agony as the pain took the better of me. Thank god the floor was carpetted or who else knows what might have happened to me? My natural reflexes also made me spout out some vulgarities and looking back up the steep staircase, there was a tiny soft blue ball rolling across the floor. I muttered to myelf, enraged, ''Sheesh didn't I tell my little brother to keep his toys after playing with it? Aargh neer mind.'' Deciding not to make things complicated by scolding my little brother, I ate a hearty breakfast and went to school.

Guess what! When I reached school, I was caught by some neatly-attired prefects. Why? Well, they walked up to me with a stern look on their face and said, ''Excuse me, do you know that you are not allowed to alter school uniforms?'' I looked at him in lost, not knowing what he saying. He continued,'' Look at your pants, you have altered them'' I then took a look down to my pants and yes, the pants were skinny. So then for this, I was ''awarded'' a 2 hour detention. I thought to myself,''Come on, can this day get any worse? First the fall, now this, what's next?''

Yes this day indeed got worse. After school, I decided to watch a movie, titled ''2012'' with a group of friends at Plaza Singapura. Before the show was about to begin, I realised that I wanted to urine, but since the movie was about to start, I decided to hold on. Little did I know that it was a three-hours movie, so after about two hours which seemed like eternity to me, I felt as if my bleader was about to burst. So then I made my way across the aisle. The place was pitch-black and I could not see anything, so thinking that the exit was just up the aisle, I charged in front and ''bang!'' I crashed into a wall. It felt as if I got hit by rock on a head. Worse still, the people there giggled. Hey people! I am here in pain and you guys are laughing? How rude!

As I type this post, all these sets me thinking, is god against me? Why did all these happen to me? Nothing like this ''unfortunate has happened to me before.'' Well maybe these unusual things can bring me some laughs. Whew! What an unusual day.

Slacker
Posted @ 7:22 AM